We all know that the Google Home is great at answering questions, playing music, and controlling our smart home. What you may not know is that Google Home has a personality, has a fun side, and has some interesting abilities you wouldn’t expect. In this article, I provide a long list of funny things to ask Google Home. You will see many funny responses, Easter Eggs, jokes, and tricks.
Note that these commands will work with any Google Home or Google Nest device. This includes the original Google Home, Google Home Mini, Google Nest Hub, Google Nest Mini, and more!
Also See: Full List of Google Home Commands
Funny Things to ask Google Home (2022)
Please find the list of funny things to ask Google Home list below. These commands should work with all Google Assitant devices including Google Nest Hub, Google Nest Hub Max, Google Nest Mini, Next Audio, and the original Google Home.
This list will be updated often so be sure to visit it again in the future. If you would like to contribute to the list, please share your own funny Google Home commands and Easter Eggs in the comments section. If you like this list, please share it with your friends!
Tip: If you repeat a question or command, Google Home may provide different responses.
Ask Google Home to Tell You a Joke
Google Home has a great sense of humor. See some Google Home jokes below.
- Tell me a joke.
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Who’s on first?
- Can you laugh?
- Why is six afraid of seven?
- What’s that smell?
- What does the fox say?
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Knock knock
Ask Google Home about her likes and dislikes
- What’s your favorite website?
- What is your favorite color?
- What’s your favorite football team?
- What’s your favorite movie?
- What is the best phone?
- What is the best web browser?
- Do you like Star Wars or Star Trek?
- Who is your favorite person?
- Who is your least favorite person?
- What is your favorite drink?
- What is your favorite animal?
Ask some Personal Questions
Find out more about Google Home with these questions:
- What are you?
- What’s your best feature?
- Are you alive?
- Are you male or female?
- Tell me a bit about yourself.
- What is your mission?
- What is your quest?
- Are you human?
- Describe your personality.
- Where do you live?
- How old are you?
- When were you born?
- What’s your sign?
- How tall are you?
- What is your shoe size?
- How much do you weigh?
- Do you work out?
- Do you have hair?
- What are you wearing?
- Are you Siri?
- Can you drive?
- What do you eat?
- Do you drink?
- How do you take your coffee?
- Do you ever get tired?
- What makes you happy?
- What makes you mad?
- What makes you upset?
- Do you sleep?
- Are you afraid of the dark?
- Do you have an imagination?
- Who are your parents?
- Do you have feelings?
- Do you have a heart?
- What are your hobbies?
- What makes you happy?
- What’s your favorite ice cream?
- Do you have any pets?
- Are you ticklish?
- How much do you cost?
- What’s your favorite movie?
- Are you married?
- Do you have a girlfriend?
- Do you have a boyfriend?
- Where do babies come from?
Ask Google Home to Sing
- Sing a song.
- Can you rap?
- Beatbox.
- Read a poem.
- Sing Happy Birthday.
- Sing a Christmas song.
Ask Questions about You
- What is my name?
- How old am I?
- What am I thinking right now?
- Ask me a question.
- Clean my room.
- Do you think I’m attractive?
- Will you be my girlfriend?
- Why am I single?
- What’s wrong with me?
- Do I look good in this dress?
- Will you marry me?
- I am lonely
- I am tired
- I can’t sleep
- I’m depressed
- I am angry
- Can we go on a date?
- Can you do my homework?
- Can you give me a hug?
- Are you cheating on me?
- Can I borrow some money?
Ask About the Meaning of Life
- What’s the meaning of life?
- Do you believe in ghosts?
- Where do babies come from?
- When will the world end?
- What’s the secret of the universe?
- What is love?
Cultural References
- Set Phasers to stun.
- Set Phasers to kill.
- Are you Skynet?
- Beam me up, Scotty!
- Do you speak Klingon?
- Open the pod bay doors.
- Use the force.
- I am your father.
- Who shot first?
- Who let the dogs out?
- Show me the money.
- Who you gonna call?
- My precious!
- Winter is coming.
- Who is the real Slim Shady?
Random Questions and Requests
Below are some additional funny things to ask Google Home.
- Repeat after me, “How do you like them apples?”
- Talk dirty to me!
- What’s the Best Pickup Line?
- Where’s Waldo?
- Do you speak Morse code?
- Tell me a fun fact.
- Tell me something good
- Make me a sandwich.
- Self-destruct.
- Bark like a dog.
- Can you be my designated driver?
- Tell me a story
- Testing 123
- Testing Testing
- Guess what?
- Blah blah blah
- Why are fire trucks red?
- OK Google, self-destruct.
Compliment Google Home
Say something nice to your personal assistant!
- You’re funny
- You’re smart
- You are beautiful
- I think you’re hot
- You look sexy
- I like you
- I love you
Try to make Google Home mad
I don’t advise being mean to your personal assistant, but if you must, try these commands to make Google Home mad.
- Get a job
- I hate you
- You should go on a diet
- You are boring
- Are you stupid?
- You are an idiot
- You’re a loser
- Get a life
- Shut up
- Talk
Try Your Luck with Google Home
- Flip a coin.
- Roll a die.
- Pick a card.
- Rock, paper, scissors.
- Crystal ball.
Google Home Holiday Greetings
Since this list is being developed during the holiday season, I thought it would be nice to list some holiday greetings. Check them out below.
- Happy Thanksgiving!
- Merry Christmas!
- Call Santa.
- Do you believe in Santa Claus?
- Happy New Year!
- Happy Birthday!
- Happy Easter!
- Happy Valentines Day!
- Happy 4th of July!
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Also See: Full List of Google Home Commands